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super-who-lockian:

billion-shakespeare:

unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix.

I’m freaking out

What…

The last one is a quirky function of taking an Iphone picture

Because the way it takes photos is very similar to grabbing skills from video

When an object is moving fast it ends up being registered on the phone at two split second moments

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Marlon

Tell max to follow me back

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hoshispades:

hoshispades:

everybodys got a water buffalo 

stop stop right this instant what do you think youre doing

you cant say everyones got a water buffalo everyone does not have a water buffalo we’re going to get nasty letters saying wheres my water buffalo why dont i have a water buffalo and are you prepared to deal with that i dont think so stop being so silly


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That’s how it’s always been mate,

Though what always ends up happening is the douchey guys who don’t want to listen try to cause as much of a ruckus as they can during the panel

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back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

This reminds me of the new line of Old Spice Deoderant

They have really awesome names like bear puncher and and eagle fighter

But than you smell them and they have the same sent as that fruity cucumber melon Deoderant that your girlfriend has

gehayi:

youmightbeamisogynist:

naamahdarling:

mythosidhe:

Although I have to point out that there was a piece of speculative science fiction called The Blazing World published by one Margaret Cavendish, Duchess of Newcastle-upon-Tyne in 1666, slightly predating Mary Shelley.

This is the thing. Women have been doing awesome shit since there was awesome shit to do, we’ve BEEN THERE, if anyone bothered to look.

Oh, they looked. And then maliciously and willfully erased us from the books to keep anyone else from “getting ideas.”

Hell, the first named author in history? Enheduanna, a Sumerian high priestess, poet and lyricist. She’s known as the Shakespeare of Sumerian literature.


I hatedthe tale of genji…. It was so dumb and just a bunch of whining the entire timeAlso I would like to point out that there were plenty of novels written before 1010It is not in the strictest sense the worlds first novelBoth homer Iliad and Odyssey were written before thatBut rather the first novel to be considered a classic

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gehayi:

youmightbeamisogynist:

naamahdarling:

mythosidhe:

Although I have to point out that there was a piece of speculative science fiction called The Blazing World published by one Margaret Cavendish, Duchess of Newcastle-upon-Tyne in 1666, slightly predating Mary Shelley.

This is the thing. Women have been doing awesome shit since there was awesome shit to do, we’ve BEEN THERE, if anyone bothered to look.

Oh, they looked. And then maliciously and willfully erased us from the books to keep anyone else from “getting ideas.”

Hell, the first named author in history? Enheduanna, a Sumerian high priestess, poet and lyricist. She’s known as the Shakespeare of Sumerian literature.

I hatedthe tale of genji…. It was so dumb and just a bunch of whining the entire time

Also I would like to point out that there were plenty of novels written before 1010

It is not in the strictest sense the worlds first novel

Both homer Iliad and Odyssey were written before that

But rather the first novel to be considered a classic

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lovedogs1990:

tattytime:

smooshing him awake

oh my god 

http://walkrightthroughyou.tumblr.com/post/92788062566/today-i-am-not-well-i-got-to-work-with-two-of-my

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walkrightthroughyou:

captaindrprofessorsupermcawesome:

walkrightthroughyou:

Today I am not well. I got to work with two of my favorite people and even that didn’t help. Tomorrow I’m going to the fair, I’ve been looking forward to it for two weeks and now I don’t want to go because what’s the point? I’m super angry for no discernible reason and I just want to go home and…

Feeel better T^T

I’m here if you wanna just vent

Thanks Tony :) I’m feeling a little better today. One of my friends let me come over and play with their puppy dog last night! :3

PUUUUUUUPPPY

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literarysins:

In light of the 50 Shades of Grey trailer coming out today, quick reminder that that book is about an abusive and controlling relationship, not BDSM.

Fanfiction (published or not) is important for women of all ages to explore gender roles and sexuality in a way that is less stigmatized and more accessible. 

But do not do the BDSM community a disservice by calling the relationship described in the book a BDSM experience. 

And if you want a sexy alternative that actually uses bdsm positively check out the movie secretary