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beardsmelting:

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain

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(Source: tanglife)

afadingoctober:

balancingtheledger:

jaredsadalecki:

why is no one talking about this

'Black Widow' is listed for 2015 on Scarlett Johansson's IMDB page.




Because it means nothing until it’s actually made

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afadingoctober:

balancingtheledger:

jaredsadalecki:

why is no one talking about this

'Black Widow' is listed for 2015 on Scarlett Johansson's IMDB page.

Because it means nothing until it’s actually made

(Source: jaredsadalecki)

captaingalaga:

Patriots and billionaires duh

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captaingalaga:

Patriots and billionaires duh

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gothiccharmschool:

the-impaler:

Innnnterrrensssstinnnngggg!

I … I want to see this. I consider American Psycho a black comedy, and the idea of it as a musical starring Matt Smith? Very intriguing. 

I’m actually interested in hearing Matt smith speak in American

(Source: almeida.co.uk)

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whatsernametoyou:

Wake up and check my email only to find a very strange purchase made on my Origin account at 1 AM this morning. Already got in contact with EA customer support and got it refunded, but you think the fact that ALL my purchases had been made in USD to date, my billing address being in the USA, and this purchase being made in GBP would have sent off some kind of red flag????

Eh, whatever. It’s taken care of now so I suppose it’s no big deal.

More than likely your password was stolen from the heartbleed situation

You probably changed it already but if you haven’t be sure you do

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fireandshellamari:

I’m really confused by the Heartbleed situation…

YES

even if your password wasn’t stolen

It was at least vulnerable enough for someone to have seen it

Change it just to be safe

If Jeff and Britta end up together by the end of this season

I will feel as hurt and betrayed as much as i felt with himym..

Denny’s SUPER Secret SUPER French Toast Ingredient List

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dennys:

  • Yeast
  • Bread flour
  • Sugar
  • Salt
  • Oil
  • Cinnamon
  • Butter
  • A small piece of the Eiffel Tower
  • Two pinches of cork from a finely aged wine
  • Baked Brie
  • A priceless painting from the Louvre
  • The entire L’Arc de Triumph
  • Napoleon’s Horse’s saddle
  • Half a beret
  • Mime tears
  • Notes from an accordion
  • A quaint Parisian café 

As of now I think my only life goal is to direct and or star in a stage adaptation of Dr. Horrible