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literarysins:

In light of the 50 Shades of Grey trailer coming out today, quick reminder that that book is about an abusive and controlling relationship, not BDSM.

Fanfiction (published or not) is important for women of all ages to explore gender roles and sexuality in a way that is less stigmatized and more accessible. 

But do not do the BDSM community a disservice by calling the relationship described in the book a BDSM experience. 

And if you want a sexy alternative that actually uses bdsm positively check out the movie secretary

http://walkrightthroughyou.tumblr.com/post/92788062566/today-i-am-not-well-i-got-to-work-with-two-of-my

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walkrightthroughyou:

Today I am not well. I got to work with two of my favorite people and even that didn’t help. Tomorrow I’m going to the fair, I’ve been looking forward to it for two weeks and now I don’t want to go because what’s the point? I’m super angry for no discernible reason and I just want to go home and…

Feeel better T^T

I’m here if you wanna just vent

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moonblossom:

chenisthebestkitty:

geekdonnatroy:

castayel:

fuchsimeon:

viperpilot:

Well, this is embarrassing

Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.

Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.

….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone. 

Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.

That… is EMBARASSING

the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume

I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*

can someone contact the designer of the porno 

clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.

It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.

The thing that makes me stunned the most is that even the boobs of the porn version are cupped and held in better by her clothing than those of the official thing…

The moment a porn movie treats the boobs of a woman with more subtlety than a big name production, some staff changes are in order.

What both fascinates and disturbs me the most about these is the body language and facial expression.

The “official” TV version looks passive, slightly confused, her pose is sort of ambiguous and floppy. She’s waiting for the viewer to do something before she reacts. The XXX version looks determined and fierce, and is taking literally 0% of your shit.

One of these Wonder Women looks like a sex toy, and it’s not the pornographic one.

There is something that could be said about the cut of the second wonderwomans outfit near the crotch


Granted it is a porno so…

walkrightthroughyou:

captaindrprofessorsupermcawesome:

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 



New bro trend? “it was almost immediately followed by a second, equally sophomoric spreadsheet, which may or may not have been making fun of the first.” Are you fuxking serious ? NoIt was posted in. /r/funny. That was a post that made fun of the first fuxking spreadsheet. The first list was a shitty thing to doA relationship needs to be full of open communication if things aren’t working in the bedroomHe should have asked her what’s going on And she should have told him what her issues really were instead of making thin veiled excusesBut don’t act like something that was posted in /r/funny is now the current trend of misogyinistic douchebags

Jfc tony I only reblogged for the flowchart

It just bugged me Jackie and I had a conversation about it last night and and we have and other have been making jokes about how ludicrous it all isBut I hate when people take two context free posts and try to run with it as this is a current new trendIt’s not It’s just a shitty relationship taking a final bow

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walkrightthroughyou:

captaindrprofessorsupermcawesome:

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

New bro trend? “it was almost immediately followed by a second, equally sophomoric spreadsheet, which may or may not have been making fun of the first.” Are you fuxking serious ? No

It was posted in. /r/funny. That was a post that made fun of the first fuxking spreadsheet.

The first list was a shitty thing to do

A relationship needs to be full of open communication if things aren’t working in the bedroom

He should have asked her what’s going on

And she should have told him what her issues really were instead of making thin veiled excuses

But don’t act like something that was posted in /r/funny is now the current trend of misogyinistic douchebags

Jfc tony I only reblogged for the flowchart

It just bugged me

Jackie and I had a conversation about it last night and and we have and other have been making jokes about how ludicrous it all is

But I hate when people take two context free posts and try to run with it as this is a current new trend

It’s not

It’s just a shitty relationship taking a final bow

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 



New bro trend? “it was almost immediately followed by a second, equally sophomoric spreadsheet, which may or may not have been making fun of the first.” Are you fuxking serious ? NoIt was posted in. /r/funny. That was a post that made fun of the first fuxking spreadsheet. The first list was a shitty thing to doA relationship needs to be full of open communication if things aren’t working in the bedroomHe should have asked her what’s going on And she should have told him what her issues really were instead of making thin veiled excusesBut don’t act like something that was posted in /r/funny is now the current trend of misogyinistic douchebags

Reblogged from walkrightthroughyou

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

New bro trend? “it was almost immediately followed by a second, equally sophomoric spreadsheet, which may or may not have been making fun of the first.” Are you fuxking serious ? No

It was posted in. /r/funny. That was a post that made fun of the first fuxking spreadsheet.

The first list was a shitty thing to do

A relationship needs to be full of open communication if things aren’t working in the bedroom

He should have asked her what’s going on

And she should have told him what her issues really were instead of making thin veiled excuses

But don’t act like something that was posted in /r/funny is now the current trend of misogyinistic douchebags

zomey:

Frank the bunny

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zomey:

Frank the bunny

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banilly:

stlgeekgirl:

tastefullyoffensive:

[theodd1sout]

Rebloging for the last 2 panels

Perfect.

Stupid sexy flanders

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Stupid sexy flanders

(Source: diarrheaworldstarhiphop)

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cookiegoesrawrrr:

tumboy:

50 Cent in Malefiftycent [x]

LmAo xD

How to make friends 101

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scarynoodle-taku:

mayor-evan:

mayor-jasmine:

mayor-jasmine:

1.) Send them anon messages saying ‘expand dong’ for about a week
2.) Ask if they want to know who u are
3.) Tell them anyway
4.) BOOM! Friendship

Thank u to kilimanjunko for teaching me this method
I hope you all make many friend

I’ve got two ‘expand dong’ messages since this
Dying

I got one^-^

let’s expand all our friendships like we expand our dongs